God damnit, Roger – stuff that isn’t deflategate

God damnit, Roger – stuff that isn’t deflategate

Today Roger Gooddell reminded us why he’s annoying. Shortly after Mikey sent me a text about Roger Goodell. This is pretty much how the conversation went :

Mikey: fucking GO AWAY DEFLATEGATE

Jake: So dumb

Jake: But the stool content is gonna be phenomenal

M: think the NFL did this on draft week to make fans think the loss of the picks was justifed?

J: They did it on draft week because they know new England fans work themselves like ^^

J: It’s so fucking annoying

J: I can’t even enjoy it

J: They’ve literally ruined patriots hate for me

M: fuck you

J: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to / you’re mad bc you know I’m right

M: tin hat is on today

J: Fair enough

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Roger Goodell is a wrinkly bag of dicks. This is not news. Fuck Roger Goodell. There’s a lot to hate him for – but this shit shouldn’t be the case. Unfortunately people and fans (ALL FANS) are also fucking stupid – this is the world we operate in. Anyway – fuck deflategate and Goodells peddling of integrity among men with the candor of soy bacon substitute.

SOY IS FINE OKAY BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T FUCKING LIE ABOUT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

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Roger is riding this fucking thing for all it’s worth – so here’s a list of stuff being ridden by people that aren’t Roger.

  1. Young Thug riding a horse

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2. Putin riding a bear

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3. Beyonce Riding a Dolphin

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4. This cat riding a sandwich

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5. Rogen and Franco riding a bike

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6. Hillary riding the coattails of pantsuit revolution

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