Today Roger Gooddell reminded us why he’s annoying. Shortly after Mikey sent me a text about Roger Goodell. This is pretty much how the conversation went :
Mikey: fucking GO AWAY DEFLATEGATE
Jake: So dumb
Jake: But the stool content is gonna be phenomenal
M: think the NFL did this on draft week to make fans think the loss of the picks was justifed?
J: They did it on draft week because they know new England fans work themselves like ^^
J: It’s so fucking annoying
J: I can’t even enjoy it
J: They’ve literally ruined patriots hate for me
M: fuck you
J: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to / you’re mad bc you know I’m right
M: tin hat is on today
J: Fair enough
Roger Goodell is a wrinkly bag of dicks. This is not news. Fuck Roger Goodell. There’s a lot to hate him for – but this shit shouldn’t be the case. Unfortunately people and fans (ALL FANS) are also fucking stupid – this is the world we operate in. Anyway – fuck deflategate and Goodells peddling of integrity among men with the candor of soy bacon substitute.
Roger is riding this fucking thing for all it’s worth – so here’s a list of stuff being ridden by people that aren’t Roger.
- Young Thug riding a horse
2. Putin riding a bear
3. Beyonce Riding a Dolphin
4. This cat riding a sandwich
5. Rogen and Franco riding a bike
6. Hillary riding the coattails of pantsuit revolution
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