Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Have Ended Amicably
“It was an amicable split,” a source tells PEOPLE.
Is there such thing as an amicable split when it comes to Taylor Swift’s relationships? I have a hard time finding any truth in that statement. I think the only way this could be a friendly parting of ways (conscious uncoupling? Is that what we’re calling it these days?) is to become a full-on Swift Truther and latch onto the conspiracy theories that claim HiddleSwift never existed at all. Yes, there are actual people who spend actual hours of their day laying out potential theories as to why the twosome would fake a relationship. Side bar, am I just as bad for knowing that these exist? Whatever.
Anyways, the most popular of all of them was that the relationship was staged for a music video that would pay homage to all of Swift’s past boyfriends. Weird. To be honest, I hope for Tom Hiddleston’s sake, that there is some truth to the music video theory. That way, he at least gets an excuse for wearing an “I <3 TS” tank top. YIKES.
I am totally biased when it comes to Taylor Swift. I think I have been gifted with an ESP-esque ability to really read through people’s bullshit – and it’s gotten to the point where I keep it to myself for the most part in an effort to not come off like a 77 year old crotchety old man. However, in Swift’s case, I am SO happy that the rest of the universe is finally catching on that Swift is ingenuous (geared towards her surprised faces at awards shows.) The PR professional in me is hoping that Taylor Swift keeps her mouth shut and doesn’t drag Hiddleston through the mud in an low-blow attempt to make herself look better – but the 24 year old Swift hater that is my true self, is hoping that she continues to bear her true colors to the world and ensues on her usual petty nonsense. Down with Taylor.FOLLOW THE OPEN FIELD