They want this little boy dead so bad omg😭 pic.twitter.com/4Uv7vhQQcu
— t. (@tselena0719) November 25, 2016
Incredible stuff here. Does little Jimmy want any part of this? Who cares – you’re the douchebag dad who says what goes. Are these people spending an exorbitant amount of money on vacation spots to get this little fucker ready for a swag swinging xXx lifestyle? Maybe – or maybe this little daredevil doesn’t need school because time waits for no badass.
My favorite part is easily the “drop the hammer mom!” on the boat – really drives the tone home halfway through the video – easy lag point for the audience, let’s you know what’s what. That or the constantly misplaced screams -basically background music, also the fact that I’m stupid enough to have thought this was real for a good thirty seconds or so. Had me going till the ski cliff scene, no ones legs are that still approaching a powder bed – not even an inappropriately handled four year old.FOLLOW THE OPEN FIELD